
The Fantasy Football Dilemma
I sit at my computer, 10 Firefox windows open in front of me, a pad of paper and pencil in my hand, a calculator at my side filled with calculations and numbers that to the untrained eye appear to be some form of advanced calculus. It is the middle of October, a friend walks up to me, “Hard at work studying for midterms?”… “No,” I reply, this is much more important than some dumb college class, “fantasy football.”
Week 5 has just ended, I escaped with a last second miracle win when my opponent, needing just 6 points from the Jets defense on Monday night failed to get a single one as Miami lit them up. I am ecstatic; riding a 4 game win streak (best in the land) I now sit at 4-1, first in my division, tied with two others for first in the league. But there is work to be done.
You see, I have a dilemma. Four viable running backs, Steve Slaton, Ronnie Brown, Pierre Thomas, and Knowshon Moreno are sitting on my roster, but I play in a 2 RB 3 WR league, so 2 of them are wasting away every week. My WR group is solid and pretty deep, even if they have underperformed to date, and my QB is Matt Ryan, a good qb who has put up solid numbers thus far, but in my opinion is my weakest position. A few days ago I put Ronnie Brown on the block. He has been a stud thus far, but ever since I drafted him I’ve been looking to move him, something in my gut says I should. Last year he scored 8 of his 10 TD’s in two games, Miami had an easy schedule, and it was the first year in forever that he’s been healthy. This year his teams schedule is far more difficult but he has been much more consistent, scoring two TD’s in 3 of his teams 5 games. But after 5 games something is still nagging me, he leads the league in touches inside the redzone, but my gut just says it won’t last. Last year teams started figuring out the wildcat by the second half of the season, and I can’t bring myself to believe this “gimmick” offense will stay so effective all year. So I put him on the block. Without him I still have a formidable rushing attack and I can’t shake the feeling that his value is as high as it can possibly be and I should move him before the ride ends.
Here the real dilemma begins. Now I’m sitting at my computer and I have been offered a trade, Tom Brady and Clinton Portis for Matt Ryan and Ronnie Brown. Looking at the numbers thus far, this is an awful deal for me. Brown has far outplayed Portis and Ryan has far outplayed Brady. But even that isn’t the issue, the issue is that despite all logic saying I shouldn’t do this deal, I want to, I have to. I must get rid of Brown, I don’t know why, I can’t explain it, but 6 weeks from now I feel like it will all have come crashing down. I don’t care about Portis, he’s simply insurance in case all of my RB’s get injured, its Brady I want…
I disgust myself. I want Tom Brady, if I saw him in public I don’t know if I’d be able to resist my urge to punch him in the face, yet here I sit at my computer trying to get him, wanting to get him. The dude has sucked this year, outside of the Yankees winning the World Series nothing can make me happier than watching him struggle, but the dude is a stud. He is coming off a major injury and is still getting comfortable; it’s only a matter of time until he blows up. I don’t care what he’s done, I still believe he’s a top 3 fantasy QB and it’s only a matter of time. This is the real fantasy football dilemma…
I am Jack’s self loathing. As a football fan I don’t want to do this, in fact it is probably the last thing I would ever want to do. But I am not a football fan today, I am a Fantasy Football Owner, and I am going to win the championship damn it! It’s time to make a move, and all I can think about is what if, what if Tom Brady returns to form, oh the damage he could do. So I pull the trigger. Only in fantasy football…
It is now Sunday afternoon, week 6, I sit at my computer, the TV to my right, and I am in football hell. The Giants just got embarrassed (although I’m not surprised, I expected them to lose, but not this badly) and my fantasy team is a disgrace. 52 points, that’s all I have after 6 players have played (3 still to play), while my opponent sits at 65 with all 3 receivers, Forte, and his defense still to go. Looks like I’m going to be 4-2. But wait…
The Ravens/Vikings game cuts out just as the final drive is about to begin because CBS is contractually obligated to put on the Pats/Titans game. Great, I miss the exciting ending to the best game of the day to watch the stupid kickoff to a game I couldn’t care less about. That is until I remember that not only do I have Tom Brady, but I also picked up the Pats defense this week (I’ve been playing merry-go-round with my defenses this year, playing the matchups). Suddenly I’m on the edge of my seat, I mutter to myself, “Let’s go Pats!” But I know it will take a miracle…
Less than 2 quarters later I’m laughing hysterically. The Titans are putting on one of the most pathetic performances I’ve ever seen and Tom Brady, no wait me, I’m reaping all the benefits. One week ago I would have felt sick to my stomach at the prospect of Brady throwing 5 TD’s in one quarter, now I find myself standing up yelling at the TV, “come on Brady, get number 5!” My team now has well over 100 points (125 with Moreno still to go tonight), my chances of winning have gone from needing a miracle to all but guaranteed (Brady would end the day with 51 points in a little more than 2 quarters work). Put it in the books, I’m 5-1. But something has happened, something strange is going on; it doesn’t matter that I know I’m going to win this week, I want more. More TD passes, more turnovers by the Pats defense, how about a defensive TD, I haven’t gotten that yet. This is the best thing I have ever seen, I am addicted, I don’t just want to win, I want to embarrass my opponent, I want to set records…
That is when it dawns on me, I am Bill Belichick. Hell just froze over.
~NYPulse
